1. He slurs his
message of death and his cackle sounds more like a groan.
2. Instead of instantly
killing his victims, he tortures them for about a half an hour, forcing
them to listen to his pain brought on by his love woes.
3. He fancies pouring over his
troubles with coffee and "those little marshmallows".
4. He stands on top of
a building, with a stake poised at his heart, rambling about how "it isn't
easy being a vampire."
5. He forgets that sun
light is a very, very bad thing when you are undead.
